Enormous Moon Floor Cushion

I'm trying desperately to come up with a very clever "One small step for man..." one liner here... but I'm coming up a little short:

"One small step for man, but a giant pillow for all mankind."

"One small moon for Neil Armstrong, but a giant floor cushion for me."

"One small moon pillow for you, but a giant moon pillow for mankind."

... See what I mean?

Instead of our regularly schedule witty one liner, please enjoy this image of the enormously cool moon floor cushion instead.

Thanks.